Abby takes off on her bike Me: Abby wait! Your pants are on backwards! Abby: I have this under control, mom!

Abby: Mommy, do you want me to help you find your ticket? Me: What ticket, honey? Abby: The one you lost because the Goddamn Cardinals.. 🙃

Me: Want to build a castle, Abby? Abby: Yes!! Let’s build it WAY tall like this! (Arms sweeping from the ground to the sky so wildly it...