There is much to the story still to tell. I think it's time to talk about the hard stuff. The things I've only glossed over, not wanting...

Abby takes off on her bike Me: Abby wait! Your pants are on backwards! Abby: I have this under control, mom!

Abby: Mommy, do you want me to help you find your ticket? Me: What ticket, honey? Abby: The one you lost because the Goddamn Cardinals.. 🙃