Flashback Friday: 2015, Age 3
Abby: I don't want these; I don't like blueberries.
Me: Ok. I'll eat them.
Abby: You eating blueberries, Mom? Can I have some?
Me: (This is typical) Sure.
Abby: I lub blueberries. You lub blueberries?
Me: Sure, I love them.
Abby: You lub Curious George?
Me: Yes honey, I love Curious George.
Abby: I LUB!! George!... You drinking beer? You like beer?
Me: Yep. I like it.
Abby: You lub beer?
Me: I'm fond of it, yes.
Abby: Drink it
Me: I am drinking it
Abby: Drink it all gone.
Me: You're starting to sound like my drinking buddies.
Abby: I don't like beer.
Me: Well it's not for everyone.
Abby: You put waffles in the elevator wif the pencil ober dare?
Me: Over where? Waffles and pencils and elevators aren't usually in the same place, honey.
Abby: Kittens can't talk.
Me: 3 year old's could use some work on it too.
Abby: Can I have a banana please?
Me: Since you said please, here you go.
Abby: No 'ank you; I don't like bananas.