Flashback Friday: Age 3
Abby: I'm hungry, can I have steak for dinner?
Me: Sure but it's 8 o'clock in the morning.
Abby: Yes please I want bacon.
Me: I don't have bacon.
Abby: Yes I want a egg.
Me: They're all hard boiled. You want a hard boiled egg?
Abby: Yes please. (She's a spaz but her manners are spot on)
<peeling the particularly difficult egg, piece by 423 microscopic piece>
Me: Finally, there's your egg.
Abby: ...Mmm I like it Mom! I like it!!
Me: Good. Eat it.
Abby: No I don't like it.
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