Flashback Friday: Missing Person
As we're leaving..
Abby: Mom can you help me find my person?
Me: You have a person?
Abby: Yes, to carry all my stuff.
Me: That sounds an awful lot like a man.
Abby: No, it's my person. It carries my phone and my money and my car.
Me: Hmm, still sounds like a man, less the car part.
Abby: No! It goes on my shoulder like this (she demonstrates something she thinks helps to identify said missing person).
Me: Sweetie, I think you mean PURSE. It's right here.
Abby: 'Ank you. Will you carry it for me?
Me: No. I'm not your person.
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