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Flashback Friday: February 2015. Age 3

  • kristine663
  • Apr 10, 2021
  • 1 min read

I find myself saying things to Abby you should never have to say to another person

~"Get your hands out of your butt" ~"Why are your arms painted with peanut butter?" ~"Time to get out of the bath. Don't forget to wash your butt. And take that toilet seat off your head." ~"Get your butt out of my face." ~"Why is there poop on the window?" ~"Go change your diaper" (you know you're too old for diapers when you can change them yourself) ~"you don't walk up to strangers and smell them. It's weird." ~"Stop licking the shopping cart." ~"If you hide your vegetables in your pants I'll still make you eat them." ~"Get your hands out of the toilet!" ~"Get Buzz Lightyear out of the toilet! That's not what he means by 'Buzz reporting for doodie'!"


 
 
 

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